Traditional Roles Challenger Pillows

'Just keep saying to yourself, 'I'm not a sexist, I'm not a sexist...''

"Show me where it says, I should wash and cook...."

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The Mainstream

"How is it gendered?"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

A man without a chicken on his head!

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

*Sigh*

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."