Tradition Challenger Pillows

"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."

"I wanted to do that."

Happy Durersgiving

"Always a bridesmaid..."

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

AI

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

Groundhog Day.

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

Going on a fox hunt.

"Here's your problem."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I love him, he's that rarity, an architect without horn-rimmed glasses"

The full male cycle

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'