Challengers Of Tradition Pillows

A Woman Proposes To A Man.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Shall I be mother?

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

*Sigh*

"Always a bridesmaid..."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Queen reigning.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

What If?