Tradition Skeptics Pillows

"We should re-think this entire groundhog day tradition. . ."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Ruddy bloggers!

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

*Sigh*

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

Groundhog Day.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Going on a fox hunt.

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Elephant Upgrade

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

'Glad you're still around. I thought you'd be an app by now.'

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

Happy Durersgiving

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"

Wassailing!

"We ask that you help us to appreciate our old traditions...to respect our heritage...and to preserve civilized life on this Earth as we know it. Amen."

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."

The Couple who bought complete services for twelve, including dinner plates, luncheon plates, salad plates, soup bowls. . . .Out of Wedlock

"Santa Claus is no longer part of my belief system."

To Card Or Not To Card

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

Graduation

"I wanted to do that."