Critics Of Tradition Pillows

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Old Book Smell

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Going on a fox hunt.

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

Elephant Upgrade

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"

Relate - "...If she doesn't feel like cooking, then I send her to the takeaway."

Graduation

Obese evolution

To Card Or Not To Card

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.

"I'm sorry the name you have chosen has already been taken. How about @james_chapman2335 or @chapjames992?"

"Santa Claus is no longer part of my belief system."

"Hi, I'm on the train."

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

Do you do Paywave

The Couple who bought complete services for twelve, including dinner plates, luncheon plates, salad plates, soup bowls. . . .Out of Wedlock

"Cutting edge stuff, Mrs Bellamy - Cordless Bell Ringing."

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

A Woman Proposes To A Man.

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

"We should re-think this entire groundhog day tradition. . ."

Facebook Grave

"It may be crude but it's effective."

"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

'Call me old-fashioned but I think the whole angry, bitter divorce thing should be between a man and a woman.'

Times have changed. Selfie with Santa.