Tradition Challengers Pillows

The Couple who bought complete services for twelve, including dinner plates, luncheon plates, salad plates, soup bowls. . . .Out of Wedlock

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Foreclosed

"Always a bridesmaid..."

*Sigh*

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

Business men line up at the police station

Groundhog Day.

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

Going on a fox hunt.

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Election

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

'Just keep saying to yourself, 'I'm not a sexist, I'm not a sexist...''

Happy Durersgiving

"What makes you think I want to be a desperate housewife?"

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

"Hi, I'm on the train."

"I wanted to do that."

'I'm giving up a business career to get married - too many glass ceilings.'

Graduation

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

"You better go with the flow!"

A Woman Proposes To A Man.

"We should re-think this entire groundhog day tradition. . ."