Tradition Critic Pillows

Going on a fox hunt.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"It was her mothers"

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Shall I be mother?

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Santa Elevator

Luddite Zoom.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Gluten-free Santa

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"Always a bridesmaid..."

*Sigh*

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

Queen reigning.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'LOL!'

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

"Mijo...get me some water...not cold, but not hot either...just kind of cold. Maybe with just one ice cube... But not in a glass. Put it in a cup and stir it with a spoon."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'