Tradition Admirers Pillows

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Queen reigning.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Groundhog Day.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'