Tradition Adherent Pillows

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"It was her mothers"

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Maypole

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."