Tradition Keeping Pillows

'Now we have to guess if they want to go for the double cut next year and be done with it...or if they hope we'll send a card and keep the tradition going. . .'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Baptism Then and Now

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Christmas on Other Planets.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Midwest Winter Items.

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"