Church Tradition Keeper Pillows

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Michael Jackson

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

A child interrupting family prayers

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Scot country dancing,

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

The Christening Party

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"