Church Tradition Keeper Mugs

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

A child interrupting family prayers

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

Scot country dancing,

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"He's retreated into nationalism."

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

The Christening Party

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"