Christmas Tradition Keeper Pillows

The night of the return

Nutcracker

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"He's retreated into nationalism."

The Christening Party

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"God, I miss the old days!"

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"