Christmas Tradition Keeper Pillows

The night of the return

Nutcracker

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

The Christening Party

"God, I miss the old days!"

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'