Tradition Reformer Pillows

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Arizona In Black

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

All-Candy Seder.

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Folk Wedding

The ten ammendments

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Maypole

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.