Tradition Reformer Gifts

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Arizona In Black

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

All-Candy Seder.

Folk Wedding

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

The ten ammendments

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Shall I be mother?

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Maypole

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

End Gun Violence

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.