Tradition Seeker Gifts

Groundhog Day.

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Shall I be mother?

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Maypole

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Queen reigning.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Happy Hogmanay!

First Marriage.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."