Tradition Innovator Gifts

Computer video dreidel.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Origins of a family tradition.

Shall I be mother?

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

Dog Walker

'I hate these cliche situations!'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Groundhog Day.

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Santa's elevator

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Amish personal mobility scooter

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"Conservative Liberal"

Birthday anticlimax.

"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

A dreary maypole

Building has etched in stone above it: 'Education', 'Tradition', 'Financing'