Challenger Of Norms Pillows

"I think older women with younger men threatens all the right people."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

The Mainstream

Do not think outside the box!

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I don't always fart when your friends are over. But when I do, I make sure I sneak out so they think it's you."

A man without a chicken on his head!

Victorian woman at a bar.

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

The Dance Circa 1970

"Shall I be mother?"

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'