Challenger Of Norms T-Shirts

"I think older women with younger men threatens all the right people."

What If?

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

The Mainstream

Do not think outside the box!

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I don't always fart when your friends are over. But when I do, I make sure I sneak out so they think it's you."

A man without a chicken on his head!

Victorian woman at a bar.

The Establishment: Independent Thought

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"Shall I be mother?"

The Dance Circa 1970

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."