Traditional Norms Challenger T-Shirts

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

What If?

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"Shall I be mother?"

The Dance Circa 1970

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'Your condition is quite rare in a man of your age Mr. Hart...You're pregnant.'

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

"The irony is that most men actually prefer to be treated as an object."

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"