Challenge Societal Norms T-Shirts

'Football?! No son of mine is trying out for a manly activity like that!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

On the beach