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'Shame on you, son! You can't go around looking like that!'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

On the beach

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

"Please scream inside your heart"