Societal Norm Challengers T-Shirts

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

W****s of a different color.

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

On the beach