Societal Norm Challengers Gifts

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

W****s of a different color.

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

On the beach

"Please scream inside your heart"