Social Norm Challenger Gifts

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"Please scream inside your heart"

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

On the beach

'Life's so much more fun since we switched rolls.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"Shall I be mother?"

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

The Dance Circa 1970

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"The irony is that most men actually prefer to be treated as an object."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'