Social Norm Challenger Pillows

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"Please scream inside your heart"

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

On the beach

'Life's so much more fun since we switched rolls.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"Shall I be mother?"

The Dance Circa 1970

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"The irony is that most men actually prefer to be treated as an object."

'Your condition is quite rare in a man of your age Mr. Hart...You're pregnant.'