Societal Norm Critic Pillows

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

On the beach

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."