Social Norms Critic Pillows

"There's too much of this bloody political correctness these days, Norm."

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

This lane reserved for average persons only.

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female