Social Norm Challengers Pillows

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

"Please scream inside your heart"

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

On the beach