Societal Norms Challenger Pillows

'You think you have problems! Try being a male ladybug.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

Women's Assertiveness Group sign: 'Back after fixing husband's tea.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

"Laugh all you want, but at the end of the day, I can feed my family and I'm not stressed: then I spend quality time at home..."

"Does my body make me look fat?"

T-shirt sizes: XXL, XXXL and Totally Given Up

Transexual

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Doris leads a weight watchers hate section.

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

"Man I really gotta go, but I'm not sure which gender I most associate with right now."

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

"I've never mentioned this, Mom, but I feel pretty."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'