Societal Norms Challenger Mugs

'You think you have problems! Try being a male ladybug.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

Women's Assertiveness Group sign: 'Back after fixing husband's tea.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

"Laugh all you want, but at the end of the day, I can feed my family and I'm not stressed: then I spend quality time at home..."

"Does my body make me look fat?"

T-shirt sizes: XXL, XXXL and Totally Given Up

Transexual

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Doris leads a weight watchers hate section.

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

"Man I really gotta go, but I'm not sure which gender I most associate with right now."

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

"I've never mentioned this, Mom, but I feel pretty."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'