Modern Norm Challenger Pillows

"It's only normal, Miriam. I, too, sometimes feel that I must be a Post-Everythingist."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

The Mainstream

AI

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

A man without a chicken on his head!

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

The Dance Circa 1970

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"Shall I be mother?"

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"