Modern Challenger Pillows

AI

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

The Mainstream

Mental Health System Breakdown

Capitalism

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

A man without a chicken on his head!

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

In the Days Before Coffee

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"One of you will have to remain behind."

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

'My client is advised not to answer that question.'

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

Police Complaints Authority

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.