Societal Norm Challenger Gifts

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Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident Octogenarian asked reader for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disapprove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. Kathryn from Ontario. Freak! The fact that you apparently went half your life without having done that disgusts me. You should be ashamed of yourself.

"I had a dream again last night, where I discovered I wasn't so entrenched after all."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

The Dance Circa 1970

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"Shall I be mother?"

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

"The irony is that most men actually prefer to be treated as an object."

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

'Your condition is quite rare in a man of your age Mr. Hart...You're pregnant.'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'