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'You're not gonna like the answer....'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

BNP legality response to court ruling.

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

Are You a True American Patriot?

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Victorian woman at a bar.

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

What If?

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

What are YOU looking at!?!?

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

'Edgar, I'm thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

'You think you have problems! Try being a male ladybug.'