Normalcy Questioner T-Shirts

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

The Human Condition

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Desert crawler following water

"What's it all about?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

I'm not entirely sure I'm conscious, doc. It occurred to me last night, I am not an individual. I am a colony of 32 trillion individual living cells. Dr. Noodle

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Ted gets nabbed driving under the influence of Leo Buscaglia.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"I know I'm real. I'm not certain about you."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

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