Life Questioners T-Shirts

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"So, what do you do for play?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Baxter finally gets a life

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"What's it all about?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

"What if this is all there is?"

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'