Life Questions T-Shirts

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"What's it all about?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

A Bug's Life Advice

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Months ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, I think you should laugh, love, and go with the flow - and do that with gusto! Don't sweat the small stuff. Kiss all the girls. Boys or whichever you prefer, but remember to laugh. - Bob. Pervert! If we allow laughing, then we'll have to allow cackling. Maybe even guffawing. I refuse to go down

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

The meaning of life...

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"Of course I still do stupid stuff. But now much slower and with far less frequency and zeal."

Al, what advice would you give me as I begin my journey on the highway of adulthood? Pull over onto the shoulder and pretend you have engine trouble. With luck, a beautiful female mechanic will stop to help.

"I'm diagnosing a conflict of interest . . . your body knows how old you are, but your mind refuses to believe it."

'Finding the meaning of life is difficult enough. Now they want the meaning of life in 140 characters or less!'

'Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else!'

'Son, it's time I told you about the bears and the bulls.'

'What? -- All that work, and they don't even believe in evolution?'

'I know that life is but a stage, and the people merely players; but what I can't stand is the special effects,'

"I always cry at weddings because I'm philosophically opposed to the institution of marriage."

"I suppose a philosopher would say that old age is simply the price we pay for a long life..."