Life's Big Questions T-Shirts

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Truth

'Science versus religion?'

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"What's it all about?"

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

'Finding the meaning of life is difficult enough. Now they want the meaning of life in 140 characters or less!'

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

'What? -- All that work, and they don't even believe in evolution?'

"I finally memorized my bug number."

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

The secret of life, the secret of happiness and Golf tips.

'We're a lifestyle magazine for the terminally ill.'

'If God knew what Nietzche'd said about him he'd role over in his grave.'

'Trial and error - that's what I miss.'

Tunnel of Life

'First I lose my job... then my wife leaves me... and now my house burns down! What else could possibly go wrong!?'

"Well, how long do you want to live?"

'After a few more years of complaining I think I may change my life.'