Thinkers Who Ponder Life's Big Questions T-Shirts

'What? -- All that work, and they don't even believe in evolution?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

George Santayana

'I inherited therefore I am'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'Science versus religion?'

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Before the Salivating Dogs

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

"Wouldn't it be easier to get one of those pregnancy testing kits from the chemiost, Julie?"

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

'Yeah, but that's life!'

Toilet Paper

Fly having an idea.

Man with a big question

'Finding the meaning of life is difficult enough. Now they want the meaning of life in 140 characters or less!'

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

The Magnificent Mindo!

'I think I'm getting subliminal messages from my Rice Krispies!'