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Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

REPENT! Get back to nature

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider