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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

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US v.s. Tech Giants

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Think Tank

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

REPENT! Get back to nature

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."