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'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

They hated me.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Skeptic Tank.

US v.s. Tech Giants

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

You have reached the end of your brain...