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"When do you suppose it was our business lost its focus?"

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

"On my course they said that management was like origami...."

Snow cones serve yourself.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Hollywood Sign Developers

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

'It's lonely at the top unless you count lawyers.'