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'We're a lifestyle magazine for the terminally ill.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Baxter finally gets a life

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'Science versus religion?'

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"What if this is all there is?"

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

The Answer to Life.

"I'm getting old. My friends are starting to have kids on purpose."

"We are but snagged threads in Life's tapestry, Edna - I think that deserves a drink."

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."