Existence Questioner T-Shirts

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Berkeley Webcams

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Lost and Profound.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Are You a True American Patriot?

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"What's it all about?"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Religion, This End Up

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."