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"Are we there yet?"

"Back to normal after june."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Bad for you but to die for

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Better times ahead.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Shrink

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'You think you have a hard life? -- I have to listen to crazy people every day!'

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm