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"They say this is the 'new normal.' What's 'normal'?"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

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"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

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Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

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"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

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"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

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'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

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'So much for your internal compass.'

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'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

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'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."