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"Told you not to request seating in the boosted section!"

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

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'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Astral Projection

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

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"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Constructing your own prison!

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

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"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

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It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

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"Frank?"

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

The Chameleon Spa

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

Three spirits and Pamina

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

'I want to tap into my higher self.'