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"He hasn't seen you without a mask."

"Stay that far away."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Apple Picking 2020

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Queue for the End of Lockdown

The mask will be on for an indefinite period

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Newspaper suicide.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Fishing direction sign.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

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'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.